How much do you have to pay to be kwirkee?

Well, that depends on what you want. :)
Graphic Design for print is charged at £30 per hour, in 15 minute slots. Web Design requirements are always so different that I've taken my prices down, and you'll have to contact me. Printing can be arranged and a written quote will be given on request.

If you see something you like in the portfolio section, and you're thinking "Ooh, I wonder how many hours that took", please ask! Its usually quicker than you think.